I’m a self-destructive idiot

I had to leave work a little early today because my stomach was recoiling against its very existence. I’m not sure what cause this unhappiness. I had soup and bread for lunch, which I thought was rather innocuous. But no. My stomach was highly offended by something. Dinner was ok. I took it rather easy and ate leftovers, as did Mike and the kids. I was about to head to bed because I’m exhausted and feel like I’m going to just tip over. Then, I thought to myself, “Ginger ale! I’ll have a sip of ginger ale for my stomach.” I went to the pantry shelf in Mike’s office and grabbed a small can of ginger ale. As I grabbed it, my eye caught a glimpse of that orange and red bag that the kids and I purchased on a whim this weekend. I tried to walk away. But it pulled me back. I tried not to think of it. But not thinking of it just made me think of something else in the fridge that I was suddenly inspired to pair it with. What a crazy idea! I told Mike. He told me, no. I ignored him. Long story short, I just ate some Fritos with Laughing Cow cheese. And ginger ale. It was heavenly. (I love cheese.) I am now going to run to bed before the pain in my stomach knocks me over harder than my exhaustion.

Did I mention somewhere that I like food? To my own detriment, it would appear. Ow. But yum. Buy, owwwww.

Holidailies #4

 

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Envelopeless ATMs: How is this more convenient for me??

So………instead of filling out one deposit slip and putting all my checks and cash into one envelope and putting the one envelope into the ATM, I now have to stand at the stupid ATM for minutes on end shoveling check after check one by one into the idiotic smart machine while it grinds through the process of trying to read each individual check, confirm the amount or ask ME for the amount on the check if the handwriting sucks, and then ask me to feed in the next check or piece of cash. 

And this is supposed to be more convenient, HOW??? 

Seriously people?  Was it that hard to learn how to fill out a deposit slip and use them? 

Stupid technology.

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Are You Stupid??

Watching years of figure skating and other winter sports, including many many Olympics, I have often thought this exact same thing when I hear an idiot newscaster trying to conduct an interview right after an event.

Bravo Sven Kramer!

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